Friday, 11 May 2012

MY LOVING MOMMA

My Mother

Who sat and watched my infant head
When sleeping on my cradle bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed?
My Mother.


When pain and sickness made me cry,
Who gazed upon my heavy eye,
And wept for fear that I should die?
My Mother.

Who taught my infant lips to pray
And love God’s holy book and day,
And walk in wisdom’s pleasant way?
My Mother.

And can I ever cease to be
Affectionate and kind to thee,
Who wast so very kind to me,
My Mother?

Ah, no! the thought I cannot bear,
And if God please my life to spare
I hope I shall reward they care,
My Mother.

When thou art feeble, old and grey,
My healthy arm shall be thy stay,
And I will soothe thy pains away,
My Mother.

WHO SAYS CHEMISTRY IS EASY

Who Says Chemistry is Easy!!!

Chemistry is Complicated...

2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom
DuringTest...

G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I
can't Help During test

G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna
FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?

G1 : Whats Abbreviation For
Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...
G2 : NO !

G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats
Sodium ?
G2 : Na !

G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of
Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !

G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !

G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?

G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..

G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O

G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen

G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For
Potassium ?
G2 : K

G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus
Question Answer . Whats
Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh

G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH

G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly

G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast
Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !

G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me ... But
IAm Asking Your Help
G2 : U !

G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR)
NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS

G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !!

G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium !

THIEF AND A LION

A thief was walking in the bush
he sudenly saw a lion in front of
him,he knelt down and prayd to
God to deliver him.wen he opend his
eyes he saw the lion kneeling
down also
praying.he asked the lion are you also
a christian?the lion replied shut
up!!!
.
.
dont you pray before you Eat!!




LOL hawa watoi wa siku hizi